hey there its me vampie again
i now have a job!
its at this cool flower shop and the best thing is that theres a handsome woof man working there!
im pretty sure that he likes me but is too afraid to let it show.
hes probably just waiting for the right opurtunity
thats okay i can wait
...
okay i lied im terrible at waiting uwu
(that was like 2 seconds lol)
i must make freinds with him somehow
i came up with a plan
i will get him behind the counter with a trick
and then he will be mine!
*the next day*
hey woof man, can you check some thing under the counter for me?
sure whats up?
the um cash register is broken
i am a bad liar uwu
he looked at me funny but bent down anyway
nows my chance!
i grabbed him and threw him on the floor
he yelped (it was so cute) as i got ontop of him
your gonna be my freind! i told him
he looked up at me with his cute woof eyes that were so big and round
what is that supposed to mean? he said
silly woofie was scared of me
theres no reason to be scared of me i just want to be your freind
i gave him a reasurring nibble on the shoulder
he yellped again as his fluids began to leak out of his shoulder
im pretty sure you just want to hurt me he said
oh dont be silly woofie i said i just want to be freinds youll see
just as i was about to bite his neck and drink his fluids he pushed me away
hey come back here woofie im not done with you yet!
your fired! he said as he ran out of the shop
i chased after him and watched as he got run over by a truck
as he lay on the side of the road i stood over him and said you should have stayed with me thats what happens when people leave me
he closed his eyes and went to sleep i guess
oh well you win some you lose some i guess
i can make freinds with other people! 
wanna be my freind uwu? just love this story and share it with your other freinds